|me:||hi! I'll be with you in just a second
|customer:||ok I want a grande mocha frap-
|me:||but for real shut the fuck up I'll be there in a second
Can I get myself out from underneath this guilt that will crush me?
In the choir, I saw our sad Messiah.
He was bored and tired of my laments.
He said, “I died for you one time, but never again.”
"Man, those Nintendo games are really all the same, aren’t they?"
My boyfriend’s dad, on his way to play Call of Duty